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(yes my fingers are getting tired) ;-)
Biolermaker
1 oz. blended whiskey 12 oz. beer
Pour the whiskey into a shot glass. Pour the beer into a mug. (If available)
I have two, but were "procured" from a local eating establishment. Yes I'm
a poor, starving, deprived, (other pitiful excuse inserted here) college
student. Otherwise, drink right out of the can, you're among friends.
Drink the whiskey in one go. Sip the beer.
Spy Catcher
1 oz. Canadian whisky 1/2 oz. Sambuca
Pour both into a shot glass, drink it straight back.
T.N.T.
1 1/2 oz. blended whisky 1 oz. anisette
Same procedure as above.
By popular demand:
THE BARTENDER'S GUIDE TO SEX DRINKS
SHOOTERS
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BLOW JOB
1/2 shot Kahlua topped with whipped cream
no hands, tilt your head back and swallow
CUM IN A HOT TUB
1/2 shot o.j.
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
pour Bailey's into o.j. for curdling effect
DEEP THROAT
(same as blow job, only in a salt shaker and for women only)
the tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal
FLAMING BLUE FUCK
1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1/2 oz. Blue Curaco
set on fire and drink through a straw
ORGASM
1/2 shot mint schnapps
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
layer the drink
SIT ON MY FACE
1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Frangelica
1 shot Kahlua
layer Bailey's Irish Cream over Frangelica over Kahlua
WRIGLEY'S DOUBLEMINT BLOWJOB
1 shot Kahlua
1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof
milk or cream
stir or whip - (must be p.s. 100 proof)
TALL COOL ONES ...
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BETWEEN THE SHEETS
1 oz. brandy
1 oz. triple sec
1 oz. light rum
shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass
CREAMY BUSH
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Bushmill's Irish Whiskey
combine in a rock's glass
DIRTY MOTHER
3 oz. brandy
3 oz. Kahlua
stir in a highball glass
FLAMING ORGASM
1 beer (good one)
1 shot Bacardi 151
pour beer into glass, flame the 151, drop it in the beer and slam...
FUZZY DICK
1 part Kahlua
1 part Gran Marnier
coffee
in coffee cup mix, add whipped cream
GET LAID
1 1/2 oz. vodka
1 oz. rasberry schnapps
pineapple juice
spash of cranberry juice
stir in highball glass
HAIRY VIRGIN
2 parts rum
1 part Triple Sec
2 parts orange/pineapple juice
serve over ice with a cherry
(if no cherry, it is called a HAIRY SLUT)
(if you blend the ice in, it is a FRIGID HAIRY VIRGIN)
(if no cherry and blended, then it is a HAIRY BITCH)
HOT IRISH NUT
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Frangelica
coffee
stir in coffee mug
(1 part Amaretto optional)
KISS IN THE DARK
1 oz. gin
1 oz. cherry brandy
1 oz. dry vermouth
stir with ice, strain into highball glass
ORGASM
2 oz. vodka
2 oz. amaretto
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. light cream
shake with ice, strain into highball glass
PAP SMEAR (PABST SMIR)
1 beer
1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof vodka
drop Smirnoff 100 into beer and chug
POP THE CHERRY
2 oz. cherry brandy
o.j.
stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice
REARBUSTER
2 oz. tequila
2 oz. Kahlua
cranberry juice
stir in highball glass
SCREAMING ORGASM
bartender's chair
equal parts - rum
vodka
bourbon
open mouth, lean back, swallow until you can't swallow any more
SEX ON THE BEACH
1 part Cream de Casis (or Chambord)
1 part Mellon Liquere (or Midori)
1 part Pineapple juice
stir in highball glass
(SEX ON THE BEACH WITH A FRIEND- add 1 part vodka)
(RAPE UNDER THE BOARDWALK- add mor
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