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STRAWBERRY STRIPPER
o.j.
1 1/2 oz. strawberry schnapps
1 oz. Triple Sec
pour strawberry schnapps into o.j., then Triple Sec - do not stir
TIGHT SNATCH
1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 oz. peach schnapps
pineapple juice
stir in highball glass
VIRGIN
1 1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. white creme de menthe
1 oz. forbidden fruit
shake with ice, strain into highball glass
THE `SCREW' DRINKS
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here is how to add things together to get the various `screw' drinks.
BASIC SCREW
1 part vodka
o.j.
stir in highball glass over ice
FUZZY
add 1 part peach schnapps
SLOW
add 1 part sloe gin
COMFORTABLE
add 1 part Southern Comfort
UP AGAINST THE WALL
add splash of Galliano on top
combine as necessary
No, seriously. An Orgasm can be made like so....
3/4 oz. Irish cream liqueur
3/4 oz. Grand Marnier
3/4 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. vodka
Shake with ice cubes, and empty (cubes and all) into a rocks glass.
In a suitably sized glass (depending upon effect required, but generally
a small, tall one) place a measure of Baileys (about half the glass). On
top of this (over the back of a spoon), float the same measure of
Cointreau.
Imbibe rapidly.
Here is a drink that I know everyone will enjoy.
Jamacia me crazy
In a tall glass pour
1/2 ounce amber rum
1/2 ounce tia maria
fill glass with ice
add pineapple juice
stir and enjoy.
An added touch is to put pineaple cubes in the drink.
I was sittin here readin the net when I thought of some drinks I made while I
was in college. These are drinks made with the bare essentials - nothing
expensive, extravagant, and not found in the corner store.
A few of my favorites were (read: are)
Apple Pie - one part vodka
a little less than one part apple juice
cinnomon powder
a small glass (~6oz, the little ones jelly comes in
are good)
Pour vodka into the glass
add apple juice
a dash o cinnomon on top
DO NOT MIX
Drink quickly
When mixed in the right perportion the drink will taste like Grandma's
own.
Apple Jack - substitute Jack Daniel's
mix same
Tastes like the cereal of same name.
Shoot the Root -beer (the cheaper the better ;*)
rootbeer shnapps
12oz cup
shot glass
with a shot glass' height of beer in the cup
drop shot glass full of shnapps in cup o beer
Pound
Adjust mix to taste like root beer. Mmm Mmm good %*)
Mix in a punch bowl:
2 cups sugar
375 ml (1/2 bottle) inexpensive Brandy (say, Christian Brothers)
5 bottles decent cheap champagne (say, Frexinet)
then stir in
6 oranges, 6 lemons and 6 limes, sliced thin into rounds
1 pineapple, cut into chunks (canned will do, but fresh is better)
1/2 bag of ice in small cubes or crushed (more or less to fit the bowl)
To complete, garnish with strawberries and pour a final bottle of
champagne theatrically over the top.
Total cost is around $50 (maybe as low as $25 if you use really cheap
champagne) for about 50 drinks.
Here's my favorite punch that can be served any time:
NULL & VOID PUNCH
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750ml VODKA
500ml WILDBERRY SCHNAPPS
500ml PEACH SCHNAPPS
375ml SOUTHERN COMFORT
2 liters of Hawaiian Punch
Mix with ice in a Tupperware dish pan. Serve in
16 oz glasses (with caution). Tastes great, but
can lead to wastedness if comsumed too quickly, hence
the name NULL & VOID punch. Brought to you by TIKI.
(Did you get the number of that)
TRUCK PUNCH
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1 Liter bourbon whiskey
1 Fifth Apple Snapps
1/2 Fifth Cinnamon Snapps
2 Liters Squirt
Give yourself a break, use ice. :-)
I made this for a party a few weeks ago,
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